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Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Because there are no vital organs in your legs. What I need is a bulletproof codpiece for ol "Big Red." (don't get porkmarrass started!)
If you could be one starwars character who would it be? This is a good question. I would have to choose Lando calrissian. That dude got all the ladies! Plus, the Millenium falcon was HIS!
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? This is also a good question. ASSteroids would be HILARIOUS!
What is you're best friends name? - SONIC YOUTH
...and what annoys you most about them? - The fact that I have never met them
What do you wear in bed? - t-shirt, undies.
If you spend all this time on a PC, does that mean you are the geek in your family? - I am for sure the geek in my family. I am also the nerd, the art-fag, the punk, the rocker, the freak, the weirdo, the literati, the intellectual....
You are in a boat made for two watchin Sadam Hussein and George Micheal drowning, who do you save? - george michael, even though Saddam looks like my Tio Winston.
Have you ever had your heart broken? - yes, on many occassions.
What one thing would you change about your body/personality? - I would like tonoty be such a cynical know-it-all....
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