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I never understand the whole girls/boys drink rule thing. Boys drink pints, girls aren't allowed to, girls should drink alcopops and wine. fuck that. i remember this lass coming up to me in a bar down shields (off her face she was) and said to me
"eee i've never seen a man drink orange reef before"
I said to her "well you have now"
She sauntered off, confused. silly bint.
some lad heard and goes "did you know her" i said "no" we laughed. the end
Ynar I'm not big headed or owt but i am so obviously awesome...
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