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Oh, this other time I was on my way to a Halloween party when, OF COURSE, I ran out of gas. So OF COURSE I had to walk down the dark road to get help (cell phone dead). OF COURSE, I was dressed for the party in OF COURSE my FUCKING HALLOWEEN COSTUME. I thought I might get lucky because the road was completely deserted, until, OF COURSE, I started to walk down it. Then I swear to God every fucking car within a 20-mile radius had to, OF COURSE, drive down this road. Needless to say, I really got what I deserved. It's pretty funny now when I think back.
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