Personally, I'm a bit bored with the obnoxious name-calling. Time to kick it up a notch with a good 'ol battle royale.
Everyone is free to attack or defend their worthless opinions of Rather Ripped, or whatever else you'd like to bicker about, with harmless internet violence.
Everyone gets one weapon of choice, but the weapon must fit in a backpack.
Meri Kurisumasu!