Sophie's Choice, I know.
But I'm giving you bros various routes to your answers. You can either vote for your most beloved band straight-up, or point to your vote by selecting a defining element from either band that you feel makes them superior.
Since there are ultimately five categories for each band, the one with the most voted on associated categories will win. The results will be forwarded to Chris Habib. If the Youth wins, this board will remain unchanged. If NOFX wins, please be prepared for some serious changes around here, tailoring to what we all truly want, even if we don't know it yet.
Fine ham abounds.