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Stranger: why is my dog upside down?
Stranger: how is this comfortable?
You: he's hanging himself because you didn't take him for a walk today
Stranger: she
You: that's what i meant
Stranger: and she's just laying upside down
Stranger: I guess it's a husky thing
You: dogs do that
Stranger: she does it so much
You: maybe she was a bat in a past life
Stranger: quite possibly, she's never tried to suck my blood
You: i had a dream there were marsupials in a tire and it was in the woods
You: well she doesn't have wings either
You: or does she?
Stranger: kind of
You: and i'm happy when it raaainnsss
Stranger: she has these markings on her back that I call 'wings' because they look like em
Stranger: rain sucks.
You: wow maybe i was right then
Stranger: D:
Whoa.
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