my favorite Barrens story: long ago, I decided to try out priest because I actually like healing / buffing people. I would toss fortitude buffs on everyone I saw.
happily making my way down to Ratchet, I saw a lone troll warrior on the road. doing my thing, I ran by, buffed him and waved.
about 2 minutes later, I get a whisper asking "wtf did u do 2 me." [I was busy] "anser me godamit".
I said "lol, newb".
he says "dunt u dare call me a fucking newb. fuck u".
I say "ok, newb".
so he says "ur a fag. i bet ur a beaner 2".
I say "haha? a beaner? because I buffed you? haha newb"
he says "ya fucking fggt beaner. godam mexcan"
I say "enjoy yr vacation, newb!"
/ignore
and yeah, I'm a "fag" and "a beaner" for fucking giving this guy more hitpoints.
this was the first and only time that I actually took the time to report somebody. haha
fucking barrens.
this post has EVERYTHING to do with CHUCK NORRIS.
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