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I just got suckered out of $5 by some kids. they were selling beef jerky "so they could afford tuition".
I'm firing my minion for allowing those red-headed goblins into my office.
although, they were brilliant sales-people. the young boy looked at me in awe (after I asked for the peppered kind of jerky) and said "wow...the peppered kind? yr a real tough man!"
fucking flattery will get you everywhere, kid.
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