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When I was around 10 I stole my friends skateboard that I had just sold to him for about 20 bucks. Later that day he burst into my house, grab the skateboard which was by the door and ran out, so naturally i chase after him. I ran out onto my front porch grabbed a shovel that was laying up against the house, chased him down and smashed him in the back of the head with the back of the shovel. I threw the shovel down, grabbed the skateboard and ran back into my house. About 5 minutes later he knocks on my door (Thank god I didnt fuck him up with that hit) and saya "hey wanna hang out? im not mad" (haha, thinking back, kids are so fucking stupid) needless to say i fell for his trick, i open up the door and he charges at me we both fall back into my couch which flips over and spill out onto the floor. He then starts punching me repeatedly until my dog (a pit bull) comes into the room and attacks him, i get up and called it off and began to laugh, he joined in and everything was fine again. He only had a scratch on his arm thankfully. A scar which he still has. We are still friends today.
I have tons of stuff like that, if thats even bad...
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