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Old 07.16.2009, 04:16 PM   #105
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regarding original topic... where do i start?

my worst (in retrospect) moment was a year ago last night. i drank a bottle of makers with a couple of high school buddies. i was so drunk that they decided i should follow "tony" home since he lived near me. i remember driving on the highway at about 11:00 p.m. and thinking..."where the fuck is he going?".. so i veered right. at about 12:30 a.m. i come to and have no idea where i am (although i had been driving). i call the bot and tell him i'm lost... he asks where i am so that he can come get me. i tell him i don't know because i can't read the signs at the intersection because my vision is so blurred. he says... "oh jen.. sigh".... i literally look at my compass and drive north. i make it home. the next morning.. which is my birthday... i have a blood pressure clinic to do at a nursing home. my sis calls me to tell me my uncle died and i carry on to nursing home. after the blood pressure clinic... i walk to my car and notice my passenger side view mirror is gone. i tell the bot and he's like...."oh jen...sigh". i insist it happened at the nursing home, but i know it happened in that 1.5 hours i lost. i will never do that again. horrifying, humiliating... ugh. needless to say.. i was so hungover on my bday that i couldn't enjoy it... plus the fucking guilt.
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