[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

this is why i need to move to the UK, innit?

Only in America ----
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ----
People order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America ----
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in America ----
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ----
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ----
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


ur turn to bitch about the stupidities in ur hometowns/states/countries.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,