Eating styrofoam [expands and bursts your stomach.]
Drinking bleach [corrodes your insides, burns your organs to pieces.]
Jumping in front of a fast moving object [trains are good for this.]
Blocking all the ventiliation and turning your carbon monoxide oven onto full [absorbs oxygen and slowly drowns you]
Taking barbituates after placing a plastic bag around your head [sends you to sleep and the bag then causes you to asphyxiate]
Drinking so heavily you pass out, spew in your sleep and choke on it [a la Hendrix]
Have someone wrench your heart directly from your chest with a crowbar.
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