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Okay, so it's a weird question I know but it's been bugging me all day. I don't know whether it's possible with two parents of different ethnic origin with recessive genes and what have you, but I am convinced it must be possible via another method: let me paint a hypothetical picture for you...
I am a black homosexual, and I decide I want to have a baby. I have a close white female friend who agrees to have it for me. So, I spunk in a pot. Then, for some reason, my white boyfriend also spunks in the pot, so our sperm is mixed. We then shove it in a turkey paster which is in turn shoved in our female friend. Now, by a stroke of luck her egg is fertilised by two sperm, which by an ever bigger coincidence are from the two different fathers. Leave it cook for 9 monthes and out pops a black and a white twin, surely?
Anyone know about genetics so they can put me out of my mysery?
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