i did this thing, where i would bend down because my mom would get down on one knee to take my picture... so i thought there was no logical way she'd get all of me in if I didn't crouch down too. i also hung out with my 55-year-old next-door-neighbor, who would smoke a pack-a-day, so i would smoke those little putt-putt pencils that i would steal from the local mini golf place.