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Stranger: I eat cats
You: I am a cat
You: Will you eat me?
You: Please?
Stranger: woah i think were moving a little fast
You: i don't
You: i like it fast
You: well,
You: first things first.
Stranger: so you want me to eat you quickly?
You: how would you eat me? grilled, raw?
You: if raw, yes, quickly.
Stranger: Grilled or raw?! Fried bitch!
You: DEEP fried?
Stranger: nope shallow fried
You: ah good
You: idk, most i know are into raw cat
You: but everyone i know is a fucking hipster douchebag so whatev
Stranger: HA sucks for you
Stranger: i actually have friends
You: i have friens
You: hipster friends
You: we talk about animal collective and pitchfork
You: and go to american apperal
You: and talk about our blogs
You: we're fucking cats mang what d'you expect
You: i hope you're not into that by the way
You: fucking cats
Stranger: yeah sorry about that i forgot for a second
Stranger: oh umm....
You: my friend got killed by a human penis
You: now we are four
Stranger: yeah i do that quite a bit sorry if i did it to your friend
You: oh man
You: it's okay
You: like i said, douchebags, the lot of em
Stranger: Yeah once yall change from kittens to cats it just all goes down hill
You: especially fwuffums, what a dick
You: puberty was hard on that sonuvabitch
You: but i don't care
You: see
You: this is me NOT CARING, fwuffums
You: hope you can hear me in the afterlife...
You: ... dick
Stranger: wow that;s a lil harsh
You: it's okay
Stranger: but eh i eat cats so i don't have much room to talk
You: he was my boyfriend for a while
You: and he used to beat me
Stranger: good that's how a relationship should be!
You: one day he smashed my orange urban outfitters wayfarers, i was so fucking pissed. then he smashed my face.
You: because it was behind my wayfarers.
You: it's all scarred now, my face
You: i think my friends only hang out with me ironically
You: because of fwuffums mccloud
You: so yeah, i'm glad you fucked him to peices man
Stranger: oh well just cut off your face then it'll solve some problems
You: d'you eat cats with sauce?
You: or seasoning?
Stranger: yeah my secret sauce
You: oh baby
You: describe it to me
Stranger: nah i'd rather not it's one of those things you just gotta try
You: aw
You: how am i going to imagine it dripping down my back and into my mouth then?
You: i am so bummed out, stranger
You: can i call you that? should i call you something else, stranger?
Stranger: you should call me STRANGER!
Stranger: it shows more emphasis
You: STRANGER! like that, STRANGER!?
You: i like that
You: very 2k9, STRANGER!
You: fashion forward
You: n shit
Stranger: yeah that;s what i was going for
You: braaaaaaaaaaaaavo, STRANGER!
Stranger: and why the hell does my apostrophe always turn into a semi colon?!
You: i have no idea
You: life's little mysteries
Stranger: FML!
You: MILA :\
Stranger: im gonna kill myself if it wappens again
You: don't do it, STRANGER!
You: you have so much to give
You: i mean, you have to eat me, first
You: and then all my friends
You: and their friends
You: and their aunts
You: and uncles
You: fuck, you have so much to live for
You: if nothing else, cats.
Stranger: so i shouldn;t do it?
You: no really STRANGER!, man, i love you man
You: NO
Stranger: __________________________________________________ _
You: DON'T DO IT
You: STRANGER!
You: CAN YOU HEAR ME, STRANGER!
Stranger: *STRANGER is now dead*
You: oh fuckadillos
You: c'mon man ressurect you can do it
Stranger: *Strangers ghost says goodbye*
You: bye stranger. ):
You: i'll miss you
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