[gmku]

Ha, ha. So I'm one of the four people? My dear friend, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Yeah, I talk in standard English. I do. This is the way I talk. What do you think I am, some ebonic-spouting inner city gangsta? I'm a white, middle-class old dude who went to college and who, through force of habit and cultural background, has almost no choice but to communicate in standard, grammatical English.