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You: cough
You: cough
You: oh my
You: there's an erection
You: in my pants
You: look away
You: i didn't say you could admire it
You: not yet
You: ok now
You: now you can look
Stranger: yeah let me see
You: my micropene
You: is standing at a fierce 5 cm
You: stand back
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so urs r only 5cm?
You: yes i don't want it to poke your eye out
You: stand back please
Stranger: all right
You: stand back at least 7 cm
You: in case it oozes
You: if it gets on your eye
You: rinse with water immediately
Stranger: ok i will
You: if irritation lasts longer than 5 minutes, seek medical attention
Stranger: ok im ready!!
You: ok!
You: whoa...
You: spoooOOOoooo0o0O0oOo00oge.
You: did it get you?
You: rinse!
Stranger: yeah i miss that
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: my friend behind me got !!
Stranger: oh no~
You: rinse his eyes
You: hurry!
You: he could lose vision
Stranger: ok !!
Stranger: all right
You: ok good
You: i'm sorry about that
You: i should have passed out the safety goggles
Stranger: fine~thats ok
You: first
You: safety always comes first
Stranger: yeah i think u really should do
You: how big are your breasts?
Stranger: my friend feel better
Stranger: about 36F
You: 36F, wow
You: too large for my penis
You: we might not work out :-(
Stranger: fine
You: just jiggle them for me
You: just once
Stranger: look
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: wow
Stranger: just like the wave of sine
You: i splooged
You: again
You: rinse out your eyes
You: i'm sorry
You: that jiggle is nice
You: very nice
Stranger: thx
Stranger: why dont u rinse on my beast
You: ok
Stranger: breast
You: sounds like fun
You: your milk is delicious
You: can i bottle some?
Stranger: all right
Stranger: just a little
You: like a half-gallon?
You: i need some for my lucky charms tomorrow
Stranger: okay
You: thanks
You: thats generous of you
Stranger: thx~all my friend admire my milk
You: and they should
You: its very refreshing
Stranger: yeah i also drink my milk for breakfast every morning
Stranger: that make me full of power everyday
You: like powerade
You: free milky powerade
You: mmm
Stranger: yeah but i never drink powerade
You: you should harvest it and sell it
Stranger: yeah it sounds great
You: you could make millions
You: i could be your manager
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: maybe we could take some shots and put them on the internet
You: sure
You: some shots of your milky breasts?
Stranger: right
Stranger: oh~my baby is crying now
You: oh go feed it
Stranger: maybe he wants milk
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: thx ur advice
You: ok bye
Stranger: bye~
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