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Theme Music: SY: Shadow of a Doubt instrumental only version
(Interior, Mark Mothersbaugh's laboratory)
Narrator (Leonard Nimoy): miles below the earth's surface, mad scientist Mark Mothersbaugh is discovering things that would shake the very foundations of modern science.
Mark Mothersbaugh: Look here spridle and chim chim, my latest creations. The ring modulator is a device that challenge the extra-terrestrial's theremin! And look here: I can intercept their transmissions. We are getting one right now!
(interior spaceship orbiting the moon)
Coco the Electronic Monkey Wizard: Astromen- prepare the synthesizers, the guitars, the tapes, the theremins, and the tesla coils, we attack earth tomorrow!
(Interior, General's office)
General Mothersbaugh: Boojie boy, we must inform the world about devolution.
*phone rings*
General Mothersbaugh: General Mothersbaugh's office
General Mothersbaugh: You mean. . . Man or Astroman intends to destroy us with surf music?
General Mothersbaugh: You need an awesomely raw musical act to defeat them in space battle? I know just who to signal for. . .
(outdoors, a spotlight shines a the silhouette of a jazzmaster onto the clouds)
Bob Mould: The Husker signal!
Thurston: To the Yoof cave!
*theme music- Devo uncontrollable urge begins playing*
(interior space shuttle)
Buzz Aldrin: This is one small step for a husker, one giant leap for indie rock!
Mission Control: 10. 9. 8
Kim G: Let's get this grooving already! *punches button*
Mission Control: 7, Lift-off?
(interior sattelite of love)
Mike Nelson: Why have we been forced to watch Manos Hands of Fate 10 times in a row?
Crow T. Robot: The master doesn't like your questioning, come hold torgo!
Tom Servo: We're getting a transmission, it is from Joel!
Joel: We have freed you from the mad scientists and forced you to watch Manos Hands of Fate for the battle ahead. Husker Dooo is coming, you must eliminate them before they interfere with Man or Astroman?'s plans to conquer earth!
Gypsy: Huskers on a Rocket?
(interior Man Or Astroman? command ship)
Thurston: We can't hold up to the surf music! Lee, use the ring modulator!
*Lee can't hear from the tinnitis resulting from the surf music*
Kim: Lee use the ring modulator!
Yoda: Lee use the ring modulator or we can't have ewoks in huskers on a plane 3!
Mike Watt: Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HUSKERS ON A ROCKET
Possibly coming soon
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