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i'm going to wear a gargoyle costume and stroll around with a crossbow and a quiver of bricks. i will start off the night begging for spare change. then i will ride my skateboard to a bar and try to buy baby turtles.
next will be fine dining: a picnic with my baby turtles on the sloshy yet green grass that grows mightily above a vast communal septic tank. i'm thinking yams and flounder.
then we will all watch Meet the Fokkers at the drive in and retire to an igloo situated in a pebble.
i will make love with the baby turtles.
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