Coronation Street.
An end to Vernon Kay's reign of prime-time terror.
Football played only on a Saturday, at 3.00
A well baked crusty bloomer.
an end to poncified flavoured teas and exotic sausages.
A decent Hammer film at 2.am on a Saturday night.
A decent war film on a Sunday afternoon.
A good shoe (as Glice has already mentioned).
A sunny, but non-humid, summer.
Ronnie Corbett becomes primeminister.
Chip shops run by Italians. (Say what you like in favour of the Chinese but the fuckers really are clueless when it comes to deep frying a skate.)
A well sourced pea.
Every woman looks like Valerie Leon circa 1970.
Every man looks like Kenneth More circa 1956.
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