And then we'll get a major indie label to release our shit becuase spin magazine proclaims that noise -- like that of the mars volta and "black die" -- is this new thing that JUST HAPPENED.
And then muse will cover one of our songs and say this:
"Check out the cancer filth cover song. It's a new style of music coming out of weird abandoned art galleries in Boston, called Skronk music which is like insane punk, simplistic sort of gamma noise metal. Dom and Chris are gonna do a cover at the beginning of the gig tonight, of one of the bands that does that."
I think our side projects should involve us at least switching instruments. If not switching instruments, at least turning treble up on our amps instead of mid. If not turning treble up on our amps instead of mid, at least let me borrow your cable cuz mine is all fucked up from too much skronkin'. I will call the side project SCAB MISSILE.
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