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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.
not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.
the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.
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Man, I've seen that. In fact, I've seen The Erotic Gladiator, some lame A Clockwork Orange parody, and more, all by the same company. It could be my Mastermind subject. I was under 18, working in a videostore, and I let my friends rent them, and then watched them myself. It was before the Internet.
No way is Rocky Balboa one of the worst films ever! It's got a cool, melancholy atmosphere (Rocky hanging-out in empty bars, talking to himself) and it's (deliberately) funny as hell at times.
These 'worst film ever' threads are tricky because the real worst films ever are just terrible - they're not terrible in a cult-ish way, a so-bad-it's-good-way, and they're not amatuerish student films - they're just terrible, no redeeming factors and not entertaining at all. Like a horror film called Strays which used to be shown on Channel 5 every week or so, about a family being attacked by cats - not panthers or some kind of nuclear-cat but just domesticated cats that are angry for some reason. It was just terrible in every way, like you couldn't believe a human-being would ever get the idea to make it, write the script, get the funding and direct it over the course of two years, genuinely believing it's good.