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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

this is literally how our conversation went:


(mom comes and sits down on the couch, putting on her shoes slowly.)

me: morning, mom.
mom: so when's alex coming up?
me: friday. he's staying here friday night, leaving whenever at night on saturday to get back for work sunday. morning, mom.
mom: well, i have to go get the rings today.


(i am half awake, but not anymore. i am perplexed)

me: wait. rings?! what?
mom: tom and i are getting married tomorrow. so do you like alex?
me: what?! and uh, yeah.
mom: i have a doctor's appointment. i gotta go.
me: bye mom.

she's prego. shotgun wedding.