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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Holy chesthair batman!
Not too impressed by the (lack of) bulge. Then again this isn't Hamilton himself. I bet that guy had like, 30 goddamn dicks.
Or was that Washington...
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It was Washington.
He also:
-had a pocket full of horses
-fucked the shit of bears
-threw a knife into heaven
-could kill with a stare
-weighed a fucking ton
-was either 6 foot 8 or 6 foot 20 (sources differ)
-fucking killed for fun
-would not save the British children
-ate his opponents brains
-invented cocaine
-would kick you apart