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What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever the missus buys.
What do you sleep in?
A bed, in shorts and t-shirt usually.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
By "bathroom" I take it you mean toilet. If so, who the fuck keeps tabs.
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Tea (this would most likely be the answer any time you asked).
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
What do you think I am, some kind of poofter?
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I'd say masturbation, but I only feel guilty if I'm doing it when there's housework to be done.
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Supernanny.
How many windows do you have in your house?
6 I think. Without getting up to look.
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I once bought a jacket from Zara that cost me about £60. What a twat.
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Probably about £10 for steak.
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
I've recently rediscovered the joys of a playground swing. No feeling like it.
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Nothing strange that I can think of. A few have had the honour of various of my bodily fluids.
Would you say you are "normal"?
Yes.
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
We have various animal skulls.
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
South Africans are annoying in my experience.
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nationalism: "The belief that nations will benefit from acting independently rather than collectively, emphasizing national rather than international goals". No
I think that about sums it up.
No by a long chalk.
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