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I DO feel bloaty!
Actually, my girlfriend JUST messaged me from her cellphone, "my stomach hurts today."
......I know what that means...
I have to hear this once a month: "Cramps are the worst!" "Fuck, I feel so fat!!!!!!" "Jesus, my stomach ughhhh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
I always cook her a big meal and give her a massage and pamper her and cater to her every whim. I'd never admit that on the Sonic Youth Gossip board... people might make fun of me.
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