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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Short, pointless and lame.
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dEAR gOOD sIR,
nICFIT iS nONE oF tHE aBOVE.
hE iS tALL lIKE tHE mIGHTY oAk, sHARP aS a tACK aND aS eXCITING aS a 3 dAY kUNG fU dEATH mATCH.
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Originally Posted by blunderbuss
I reckon nicfit's a good catholic boy, keeps on pulling out just before the big moment.
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dEAR gOOD mADAM,
nICFIT nEVER pULLS oUT. hE iS lIKE tHE uS aRMY, tHE mARINES, nAVY aND aIRFORCE aLL wRAPPED uP iN a hOTDOG bUN mADE oF lOVE. hE aLWAYS gIVES tHE fEMALES oF yR sPECIES wHAT tHEY cRAVE aND
dEMAND.
gOOD dAY tO yOU bOTH.