Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you could not be more awkward if you tried.
Trite answer a) - If by 'awkward' you mean 'cunt', then yes, I agree.
Trite answer b) - Awkwarrd? I haven't even got started yet sweetcheeks.
Trite answer c) - Aww, bless you.
Trite answer d) - You sound like my mother
Or you could pick exciting mystery answer e) - the choice, my dear, is yours!