my friend just disclosed his plans for a Death Cult. he's not going to start it until after his mother and father have died so as not to bring shame upon his house, but he's really excited to get it going.
despite warning him that the FBI was most likely listening in, he told me that instead of kool-aid (see also: flavoraid) he will be using poisoned Triple Cheeseburgers from Whataburger (he REALLY wants to go with a Baconater from Wendys but was afraid they wouldn't still be available). also cyanide laced condoms would work (if he decides to go with Death-Sex Cult).
I wish I could say that I made any of this up (I'd love to take the credit).
