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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
bearing in mind that most rulers are no more than 30cms (12 inches) long, i think you'll find that your arguement holds no water!
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How presumptuous of you to assume that the society of animated objects has created its community within the physical confines of our human one!
Do YOU see any rulers and rocks ambling casually along at your feet?
I didn't think so.
Do you know why this is? No? I'll tell you then.
In order to accomodate the needs of a significantly smaller species, in addition to avoiding the injuries that are an inherent risk in coexisting with a population of much larger and therefore unintentionally careless beings, our tiny friends have built themselves a dimensionally proportional living space directly beneath our topsoil. The construction is tailored to their relative sizes, and they are able to function efficiently and freely without the cumbersome burden of an intolerant and occasionally destructive group of coexisting creatures. Though many troublesome and inexplicable geological phenomena can be attributed to this underground network, it is generally minimally invasive to the upper world, and is often an asset within the farming community as it hydrates and aerates the land.
I understand that this is an oft-neglected subject of study in the regular curriculum. I am happy to help educate you in such matters.