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Originally Posted by Kegmama
I have been in a few fights actually. Most of them in highschool, in my late teens. Those were all out ass-kickings... A couple of physical altercations in my 20's, but mostly verbal assaults as of late. I tend to get annoyed by stupid bitches who act like cunts and this seems to intensify when alcohol is consumed.
One of the most memorable was with this whore I call Pagan DeWitch (her name is Megan Dewitt). She was pyscho crazy and had a major crush on Kegpapa in HS. Long story short, I found out she had taken hair off his flannel and had it on display in her locker and had written him a note trying to 'steal' him away. I ended up seeing her at a liqour store the next day and as she walked behind me I stuck my foot behind me and tripped her, she fell face first into a display of alcohol and immediately began crying. I yelled major obscenities and made the mistake of threatening to kill her. A few hours later, cops showed up at my house with a restraining order and told me she had pressed charges since I made a 'terrorist threat'. She is a pastey, smelly, nasty bitch who's ex-boyfriend later told me she wore her pants so tight it caused yeast infections. Ha!
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oooh that's fucked up. i have a friend who has a crazy bitch stalking her spouse. the last time she stalked a guy she crushed the girl's skull with a brick... i'm a little unnerved for my friend. i'm totally impressed by your tripping skillz. tripping is AWESOME. this is not nice, but i like to trip little drunk bitches at shows carrying beers. when they spill their beer, i apologize profusely..."oh i'm so sorry!!! are you okay?!?!"
fuck the girl after kegpapa. i'm sick of people and their shady ways. me and you... we would rule the world.