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Originally Posted by pbradley
Advice Dog,
Who is Misinformation Mutt?
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Pookie. Also, I've noticed 'Wisdom Cat' and 'Villian Bird' have showed up on this board. I don't know who they truly are, but I bet they're cronies of my evil twin!
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Originally Posted by davenotdead
Dear Advice Dog,
will i ever be satisfied with my own musical creations?
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The best thing about the pursuit of perfection is that you can never attain it.
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Originally Posted by Danny Himself
Advice Dog, the fit barmaid in my local is starting to get on my nerves with her constant beauty. Is there some easy, painless way to disfigure her so I'm not so distracted? I am trying to live a holy life.
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Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Dear advice dog,
What do you do when you are in love with one of your best friends?
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Originally Posted by Mostly Harmless
Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough.
But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence?
I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog!
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Fuck her!
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Have you ever been in a dog fight?
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Advice Dog is a pacifist.
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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
If you, um, "like" someone, but they live on the other side of the planet, what would be the best way of getting to "know" them better whilst saving up for an airplane ticket?
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Email, female!
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Dear Advice Dog,
Where should I stash the bodies?
Regards,
C.
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See page one of this thread.
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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Dear advice dog,
How long can one go without a shower before it becomes unhealthy?
Yours truly,
terriblecanyons
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Ewww, you're not one of those filthy lesbians are you?! You shouldn't even be asking me this. SHOWER DAILY.
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Originally Posted by deflinus
i keep hitting my dick with a hammer. to prove that i am man. but now it hurts when i pee. whats your advice?
sinceriy,
dick hammering in nj
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Dick Hammering can seriously damage your health/penis. Go to see your doctor immediately.