I can't stop laughing at these pictures of Barry George, Britain's newest superstar, and everyone's favourite dangerous-rapist-with-no-grip-on-reality (but-not-a-murderer-now).
They're like something that Chris Morris would create to lampoon our fame-obsessed society. Alas, Sky News and The News Of The World are beyond parody.
He’ll be on Celebrity Big Brother soon. And then he'll get his own reality-TV show where he tours the country in a custom-made Ford Rape Mobile (bought with his compensation/media money), dressed in a bondage-suit-and-SAS-mask-combo designed by Valentino Garavani. And our daughters will wear T-shirts of his sinister moon-face.