This has possibilities....
I (sadly) live with my parents. My mom is the sweetest thing on Earth, but her English is pretty bad. My dad's english is much better, but he picked it all up while working in a orange juice factory full of foul-mouthed men.
I would love for schizo'room to call up late at nite, and get either my mom:
"Yess, who spik-ing plisss?"
or my dad:
"Who fuck is this? Why you ring, me sleeping, bluddy stu-pets!!"
At least, these are the responses I get when ringing my parents...
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