are you sad?
lonely?
lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail?
looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart?
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE.
every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown.