[Mostly Harmless]

I'm so glad somebody asked this:

My birth certificate name is Phillip
My immediate family refers to me by my Christian name, Patrick

As for spawn
Boy:
Aragorn
Hans
Joachim
Théoden

And for girls:
Bridget
Gabrielle
Joanna

Alright, the boys name are a little extreme, but it's the boy-named-sue concept. I want them to grow up tough and individualistic, and I think a strongly individualistic name is a great place to start.
Or maybe I'm just cruel. Oh well.