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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i ahve to say though, for some time i was living in some shitty environs, and i got this fortune cookie that said that i would move to a nice new house within a year.
i kept that bitch and taped it to my computer monitor. and sure enough i moved in oh six months or so?
but then i was not happy about the town, so i kept the fortune taped to the monitor & blam, in exactly a year (my lease ended), i moved again to a bigger/better house in bigger/better town (what one could call a "small city").
since i'm pretty happy staying put for a while (moving can be a bitch), i took down the fortune, got a new monitor, etc.
now, of course i don't attribute this to the fortune cookie. but it's fun shit no doubt to get psychic messages from random places.
for some, anyway--
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Yeah, I take fortune cookies as impersonal encouragement. Like a self-help book without all the bullshit. All you really need usually is a good "Chin up, you whiny bitch".