my life in like 6 years....
:wake up at 2 pm... miley passed out naked next to me... i draw dicks on her face... go down to my $5 million studio in the house, (built with her money, so she can 'record', but i never let her)... make noise for 5 hours... come up for dinner and say hey to daddy-in-law Billy Ray... ask him for $500 so i can go get milk and eggs at the store... spend the $500 on weed... get home and smoke it till 4 am when miley gets home from slutting herself at some hollywood club... she's exhausted but i make her do her wifely duty anyway... after an hour of this... go back to sleep
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