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I had this brilliant idea for a website. Celebrityfartreports.com.
It'd be people who know celebrities or have sat near them or whatever and they'd send in reports of what their farts smell like. For example, "Arnold's fart was surprisingly pleasant, I only smelled the faintest hint of shit in his britches." Or "Scarlett's fart reeked! I'm pretty sure she shit in her pretty little pink panties!"
Also, you could buy fart samples from the website... celebrities would fart in a jar, we'd bottle it, and sell it.
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