Thread: When will Cantankerous stop being such a prissy little bitch?
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Old 06.26.2008, 03:59 PM   #134
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
For the record. . . I've never gotten laid because I've never tried. I've had girlfriends who would have sexually obliged me if I did try, and I've had opportunities for one night stands that I purposefully didn't pursue. It wasn't hard to get them to do me sexual favors, or to allow me to perform them sexual favors.

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.


 


next thing we know, julian will be the next son of sam.
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