Boring story part 666: Many years ago, me and some friends gatecrashed a party in Clapham. We brought booze n all, but were treated with a large amount of rudeness - this despite the fact we'd met the hosts earlier on in a local boozer. Anyway, we decided to relieve them of food, drink and so on. Me and a mate also decided to have an explore, and were in the process of "liberating" a crappy stereo, when this couple in a bed made their presence known. Seems like our teefing hands interrupted their shagging. Oops.
Moral: Never invite me to a party anywhere, ever.
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