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I already replied to this same thread on the noise board but I'll paste it here.
Last night, I heard this fat black chick going, "WELL, MY PROBATION OFFICER DIDN'T CARE!"
I work in a grocery store so as you can imagine I hear all kinds of scummy things...
One of my favorites was this total weirdo Charles Manson looking dude coming in at 4 AM and asking me if we have any anhydrous ammonia.. I said "no" and he stared at me, wordless, for about a minute.. and walked off...
Also, a few months back, I saw a chick stuffing a full loaf of bread down her sweatpants...
One of the weirder things that has happened recently was a customer came over and starting working with me, he put up a few of my boxes of stuff (I work in the frozen foods area) and then walked by me and I noticed he had done that and was like, "uh.. thanks man..?!" (you know, because it doesn't really make sense for a customer to do my work for me) And he turned around, gave me this cool, like, gun-shaped finger-point at me and went, "No prob!" and then made a *click* sound from his gun-shaped finger.. if you know what I mean. The fuck.
One time, I heard a chick saying into her cellphone, "Well, maybe you should go shoot her face then!" I always wondered if she was talking about cum, a gun, or a camera being shot..
Uh.. that's all I can think of right now.
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