ahhh! pubic lice!
you know how crazy it is that there is a lice specifically evolved to li ve in human pubic hair? it lives nopwhere else! it's legs are made to grip what, to it's body size,, are wide spread apart hair strands. it could not survive in the pubes of any other animal! that means that for at least 1 million years of human evolution, we have had these fucking gross ass things gnawing on our pubic regions!