I had this right little shit of a neighbour who was like an even smaller, facetier version of Lady Sovereign who was CONSTANTLY giving grief to these totally annoying asian 'gangsta' types that hung around the estate. I used to go outside on my landing to smoke fags whenever I heard her going at them. She was utterly fearless and once when she was shouting down at them she dared me to tap ash onto their heads. I wouldn't do it but gave her my cigarette and dared her to do it instead. And she did! To this day I don't think i've ever encountered a more amazing human being. Even though she used to call me hippy.
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