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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Whiskey makes me talk to myself if I drink it when I'm on my own. Usually stuff like "fuck 'em" or "bollocks to the lot of 'em". This usually ends up with me desperately tearing my flat apart, looking for a Reba McEntire CD I'm not even sure that I own. Eventually I'll just climb into bed with my shoes on and collapse into a heavy sleep.
This method is scientifically proven to achieve absolutely fuck all of any value, by the way.
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haha, that actually reminds me of my night last night. i was having a party at my place and then my friend/bandmember's cousin (who i dont really like, but thats beside the fact) unbeknowest to me was parked illegally and was in the process of getting towed. i was drinking some old crow kentucky bourbon and realllll drunk, and i have a problem, with authority, and i think tow companies are pathetic and crooked. i was being an asshole to the guy towing the car saying things like, "is this fucking neccesarry" and "cant you cut us some slack" which lead to things like "do you realize how worthless your occupation is, driving around stealing cars and charging money for them" and "youre a puppet", etc.. in my wasted mind i thought i was actually gonna get the car back, but in reality was only making the situatuon worse. my friends were trying to get me to leave, but being the belligerent i am, wouldnt. the guy called the cops on me so my friends are all furious with me and split and i had to hide out in my neighbors apt.
eventually this lead me to being super ashamed and bummed out, so i finished of the booze, talked to myself as you suggested, and passed out.
woke up this morning with vague memory of what went down till my roomate explained it to me, soo had to go around making the apology calls again.
not sure why i shared this but uhhh, yeah. whiskey is bad.