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Originally Posted by screamingskull
i still don't have a myspace or a facebook, or a livejournal, and i don't intend on getting one!
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Likewise, I don't understand the appeal of them.
The other day I was walking past a farmer's field which was full of cows, and I sat down and watched them for a while because it was sunny. I saw a moribund-looking cow slowly walk towards another one and moo in its face, and then walk off.
Later I thought to myself: that's Facebook!
Unless I'm missing something, Facebook just seems like a virtual-cowfield where gormless humans can browse around and make meaningless noises at each other.
When I had my account, every time I logged on it was all:
'you've been poked!' (by someone I don't know)
'check out this video of a dog on skateboard'
'you've been poked!' (by someone I avoid in real life)
'you've just joined the Adolf Hitler Appreciation Society'
'you've been poked!'
Until I started to hate myself just for opening the account.