I started talking to this girl about the gratuitous amount of toilet paper on the rolls that my mom bought. I said something about one roll would work for a month of chronic diarrhea.
Although, I don't bring such subjects up incessantly (like I may or may not do online). I'm usually a pretty quiet person, but when I'm feeling more social, I just speak about whatever's on my mind. Most people just give me weird looks and turn away. It's grand.
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