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Originally Posted by Filmore J. Whiggins
Dear Pookie,
I've recently lost my ability to use my left hand in an arm-wrestling match. Should I get a prosthetic hand or just a plain old hook, much like the kind that pirates of old used. Keep in mind I'm also currently in a wheelchair and have no prospect of being out of one for a long long time.
Sincerely,
Fillmore J. Whiggins
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Difficult one. Both have their advantages. With a prosthetic hand, you can spook the children by pretending to chop it off with a meat cleaver.
But with a hook, you can...well, hook things. Just careful picking your nose.