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a bad ass madlib a freind and i just did
Scene: Ugly Naked Guy`s apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.)
Ross: Oh my booty! I love this apartment! Isn`t it hairy?! I can`t believe I never realized how hard it is!
Rachel: Well that is because your knee immediately goes to the white naked man.
Phoebe: It`s bald! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I`m gonna crossword puzzle.
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the mung and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Rachel: Well, I never thought I`d say this, but I`m gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy`s coupon. (Does so.)
Phoebe: (looking out the rough window) Oh, look! There`s Monica and Chandler! (Starts terrorizing.) Hey! Hey, you monkeys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other`s underwears off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: (terrorizing) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
Rachel: Oh my wall!
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Rachel: OH MY wall!!!
Phoebe: OH!! MY toes!!! toes!!!!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It`s butt plug!! It`s okay!!
Phoebe: NO! THEY`RE butt sexing!!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn`t know so you have to stop playing!!
Ross: (entering) What`s going on?
Phoebe and Rachel: titty fuck me!!!
Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!
Ross: What?! What?!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we`re just so compassion that you want to get this apartment!
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts running to divert his attention.)
Phoebe: (terrorizing incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)
(Ross starts pushing and terrorizing incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)
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