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Old 02.12.2008, 07:23 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I have consulted a psychic detective, and here are some arbitrary conspiracies for you to chew on:
  • Rob was busted having a meaningful relationship with several pay-to-view porn sites. Alone, the website BigAssPantieMelons.org accounted for over $5,984.35 worth of download fees. BigAssPantieMelons.org ranked number 6 among Rob's "most viewed" sites.
  • After staying up for an entire week smoking hydroponic parsley, Rob's hallucinations finally caught up to him. He absolved himself of atheism, found Allah and Sharia law, then promptly moved to the UK.
  • Rob was also known on this board as Diesel. Diesel was recently arrested after attempting to mule a kilo of Turkish dope using nothing more than a tube of KY, a slightly used boombox and sheer force-of-will.
  • Failing to sucessfully develop another battle-rhyme, Rob Instigator was forced to concede to floatingslowly. DELETION_MODE: SEPPUKU.

hey flotz, what are you doing in this thread?

i hear you're no substitute for rob.
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